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The internet is buzzing in the aftermath of Democratic presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton’s House Select Committee Benghazi hearings. Ultimately, the ‘net has concluded that the hearing brought nothing new to the table and was little more than an 11-hour exercise of Clinton’s patience—and a great chance for the presumptive Democratic nominee to appear distinguished, collected, and Presidential. Still, it was a high-pressure moment for Clinton, who understandably needed to drink a little coffee to get through it all.
Was Benghazi a preventable tragedy? Was the creation of this committee a Republican stunt to mar Clinton’s chances at a Democratic nomination? Are Americans sick of hearing about her damn e-mails?
The real question on everyone’s lips is…what was she drinking?
It’s obviously a disposable paper vessel holding some kind of steamy hot beverage. But what? We don’t know, so we turn once again to our esteemed and storied panel of executive guess-perts: Ruby Je’Glaré, Mary Cano, Steamwanda, and Chai Curious. Whether walking the catwalk or writing a 2400 word post-gender think piece, these legends know a thing or two about eleven-hour ordeals.
It is my humble opinion that the distinguished stateswoman, Hillary Clinton, was most assuredly sipping on a venti, whipped, double pump white chocolate mocha. You might think Hilldog wouldn’t dare indulge in such a sweet treat, but you know what? Girl looks good for 68! Drink that mocha—yas queen! -Ruby Je’Glaré
It is none of my business what Executive Grand-Ma-Ma Hillary Clinton was sipping in that sippy cup, and Ruby? You are a low down dirty dog to speculate. But since you insist on my opinion, let me share with you just these six words: Raspberry Soy Latte, Hillary In 2016 -Mary Cano
As a veteran of several Clinton-themed performances, I know that 11 hours is a long time to keep it together when all the attention’s focused on you. That’s why when I indulge, it’s with a carefully prepared Aeropress of high-grown geisha estate coffee, sourced by a noted importer, roasted by a fabulous coffee company. I know that when I’m ganged up on by a dozen or so conservative old white men, I need something exquisite to keep my mind off the indignities. Surely Hillary feels just the same. –Steamwanda
Geisha? Soy lattes? A mocha? These basic queens have me on my last nerve! No one will ever know what the divine Hillary Clinton, queen diva, has got in her cup. She is living her truth behind opaque paper walls, and that’s the T. –Chai CuriousThe post Hillary Clinton’s Running For President…But What Was She Drinking? appeared first on Sprudge.
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